Tho now you mourn the loss of me
You've treated me expendably
I'm leaving my position
It hasn't been a bad situation
But the annoyance looms large in my imagination
The civilizing factor slowly loses traction

How can you disappoint someone
Who doesn't believe in you?
By reminding them they don't believe in you
By proving their doubts untrue
What's still important is dalliance and variance
They've already sat on all the ants in their pants

My fuddy-duddy business sense
My detail-focused pleasantness
I've been kind but now I smile in victory
They are currently now at my mercy
We've come to terms with where we disagree
That's really a very pleasant place to be

My lame-ass conservation mind
My careful, anxious axe to grind
What we banked on is my sense of responsibility
My pleasure in all interior authority
They definitely felt I was a real catch
However I never hypothetically committed to the task

They're impressed with my autonomy
They see clean counters, fawn on me
They only have skeptical faith in me
But only 'cos I'm such the fucking best nanny
They trusted me to be less artsy
Idle, peripheral, dirty dirty little life eddy

How can you disappoint someone
Who doesn't believe in you?
I'm leaving my position
It hasn't been a bad situation